in: Cows

Ugly Cow

Ugly Cow acquired her name from her feature on Cow Review, in which Josh drew his audience's attention to her face, and exclaimed that not even a mother could love it. She manifests as a 3D render of a dairy cow and is highlighted by a glowing white outline around her entire body, possibly a display of her immense power.

Appearances

In Cow Review

Ugly Cow was featured on Cow Review in season 1 episode 4, with Josh making such observations as:

• Here is our subject today.
• Not even a mother could love her face.

She earned a rating of 1/10, with Josh giving such reasons as:

• He really hates this cow.
• She is just... awful.
• He wishes he could use her udders as a boxing bag and then cut her up into a piece of steak.

Trivia

• Ugly Cow was the first to receive a rating as low as 1/10 and is currently tied with Cow-chan for the lowest rated feature on Cow Review, implying that, despite being a real cow, Josh considers her to be of lesser-value than half-cows and on par with non-cows.