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Scooter Cow

Scooter Cow acquired her name from her famous ability to ride a scooter as well as, if not better than, a human could. The origin of her ability is disputed, with Scooter Cow herself not even remembering how she learned to use the scooter. Sometime during Autumn of 2017, a merging of alternate realities left some people with fuzzy memories of real events and vague memories of fake events that didn't take place in our own timeline. Scooter Cow appears to be a special case of this phenomenon, having no memories of anything known to have happened in her current lifetime, yet vivid memories of two separate and very distinct lives, neither of which include her ever coming into contact with a scooter. This leaves the only account of how she gained this unnatural scooting ability with her owner, a dimwit and mute who has not made any attempt to explain, but is speculated by many to have trained her somehow.

Scooter Cow recounts from one of her previous realities being a valued member of a BDSM group as the origin of the collar she always wears, and from the other recounts it being imposed upon her as a method of detaining her within an illegal slave labour farm, where she and other enslaved cows would tug heavy harvesting machinery over crop fields and collect the produce. This discrepancy has given her extremely mixed feelings about her trademark style, yet she refuses to take it off in fear of upsetting her fanbase who have become accustom to it.

Appearances

In Cow Review

Blep Cow was featured on Cow Review in season 1 episode 9, with Josh making such observations as:

She earned a rating of 9/10, with Josh giving such reasons as:

Trivia