in: Cows

Satan

Satan is the lord of the underworld. He manifests as a red cow with a pointed tail, wears a grey cape and can stand on his hind legs to hold his iconic trident.

Appearances

In Cow Review

Satan was the first cow to make a guest appearance on Cow Review without being rated. Deviating from the standard editing style, Satan appeared in the corner of the screen for 1 second in season 1 episode 5 while Josh made reference to his delivery of Skull Cow to the world of the living.

Known Abilities

• Producing fire from his hooves.
• Filling your head with the sound of ringing cowbells.
• Turning milk into blood, and cheese into slime.
• Branding calves with the mark of the skull, assigning them as a slave to his will.
• Forcing living beings to listen to Metallica.
• Launching himself into the air by throwing his trident, but only if he stands in a body of water.
• All dairy products within a 5 metre radius of him rot at 10x speed.

Trivia

• Satan tempted Adam and Eve to graze on the forbidden grass in the Pasture of Eden.